OK, about me, in order of importance: I am a mother, Puerto Rican, a sister, a best friend, a great cook, a reader, a fat chick, and a girly girl. I love bad jokes, and good vodka. I'm a homebody, I think I outgrew the club scene before I ever experienced it. I'm sarcastic, have a great sense of humor, but can be quite a bitch when I decide to be. I never know how to end these things, so...thats it.